Position: Widespread Panic Correspondent
Favorite Song: Chilly Water
iWillSchoolsYourFace first saw Widespread Panic in 1996 when, due to their name, he misinterpreted them for a heavy metal band. During Chilly Water, he was splashed in the face with a wave of cold water that he claims awoke in him a long-dormant yearning for dirty Southern guitar licks. He claims to be the one who discovered the secret bathroom at Red Rocks, but we usually just nod our heads and smile at his claim.