Astronmers, Biologists, Songwriters Express Embarrassment
Pittsburgh, PA: In a shocking press release put out from scientists at Pitt, it was revealed earlier today that the Big Black Furry Creature actually hails from Venus. This news flies in the face of all previous research purporting that Big Black Furry Creature may have been from Mars. While many in the scientific community are upset, there are those in music circles who share in their anger. Jon Fishman, drummer for Phish, said “I can’t believe they didn’t get it right the first time. I mean, we look to these scientists to give us factual information so we can make songs about it. I’m speechless.” The team of scientists have reiterated that they will try to do better in the future.
