August 1, 2011

Watkins Glen, NY: Inside sources have reported that during Super Ball IX, for the first time in the band’s twenty-five year career, drummer John Fishman and keyboardist Page McConnell actually spoke to each other. Reportedly, Fishman, Page, and bandleader Trey Anastasio were hanging out in the backstage tent area between sets. Mike Gordon had...

Veggie Burrito May Be Deciding Factor in Man’s Standoff with Porto Potties

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Veggie Burrito May Be Deciding Factor in Man’s Standoff with Porto Potties

Watkins Glen, NY: Sources tell us that a single, seemingly harmless vegetarian burrito may have been the impetus that ended a long-lasting tactical standoff between a highly-motivated Phish fan and the collective entity known as the on-site festival Porto Potty. 2:30 p.m. Friday “On the way to the fest,” said girlfriend Rachel Graff, “Jerry...
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